5 Great Reasons

The First 5 of 10 Great Reasons To Be Adopted By Older Parents:

1. You get your inheritance years before your friends (minus burial expenses).


2. Your astronomical (teen) car insurance rates will be offset by our senior citizen discounts.


3. Because we’re too old to qualify for a second adoption you never have to share a bedroom.


4. The handicap parking sticker means you never have to walk far.


5. You get to play your music louder than your friends because we can’t hear it!